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Hypercalvinism

Here's a cute limerick about a form of hyper-Calvinism called supralapsarianism [from Latin: "above the fall" (i.e., Adam's fall)]; this is apparently by a Presbyterian minister, Harry Lars Norlander.

Franciscus Gomarus
Was a superlapsarius
He actually gave Adam an excuse,
Saying God had decreed,
Fore-ordained Adam's deed.
God had pre-cooked Adam's goose.

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